You cannot become a Canadian Citizen unless you:
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love ice hockey
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drink a gallon of maple syrup a day
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know who scored the Stanley cup winning goal for the Montreal Canadiens
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know what the Grey Cup is
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wear a toque during winter
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drink Molson lite
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cheer for the Blue Jays no matter what province you live in
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eat poutine for breakfast every day
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finish every sentence with the word, eh
Note: I posted this one before, elsewhere, just wanted to share it here for the archives.
