Stapled

Dear Valued Customer, I am sorry to hear of your recent troubles with your order. Please understand we do our very best to provide you with a service second to none, allowing you to buy items online that are otherwise not available in our brick and mortar stores. As that would be far too convenient…. Continue reading

Postcarding

It’s been a good decade or maybe even more — as I forget Covid swallowed up several years of our lives — since I last wrote out and sent someone a postcard. Even longer since I sent anyone a handwritten letter. But today, over on Mastodon, Harry was talking about finally sending a card to a friend… Continue reading

I am pie

If you wanted to express to others about who I was, after my death, done in the vein of an artist [see: Museum Honours Late Artist.] you would see the floor covered in lemon merengue pie. And I mean, the whole thing. Graham cracker biscuit crumb base held together with butter, layered on top the… Continue reading