Tall Ships Regatta

Yesterday, as many of you already know, me and mine took ourselves off to see the Tall Ships Regatta taking place on the docks here, in Quebec City. There were nine ships in total, 5 of which were tall ships that were on parade earlier this month, in New York City, for the 250th birthday celebration of the US.

These five ships sailed up the coast visiting different ports and now, are here for the next 3 days. Included were the Unión from Peru, the Gloria from Columbia, the Esmerelda from Chile, La Belle Poule from France, and finally, the Amerigo Vespucci from Italy.

And will you look how tall these masts are?

Of course, there were over a hundred thousand other people there at the same time us, all queueing to get onboard each ship, for a tour. So that, in the end, we never did get onboard any of them. Not unless we wanted to wait 40-50 minutes or more. Instead we chose to walk the entire length of the quayside from one end to the other and just take in the whole atmosphere.

Oh, and fun bonus? The clever Italians had set up a series of containers with a small boutique selling souvenirs, a cool drinks booth, and an outdoor seating area to watch a video of the training recruit in action, on the high seas. All in all, they came prepared to make it a day trip for everyone. That’s not to say the other crews weren’t welcoming, they were.

It was another absolutely memorable day in the sun.

 

Stapled

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Postcarding

John Bauer postcard

It’s been a good decade or maybe even more — as I forget Covid swallowed up several years of our lives — since I last wrote out and sent someone a postcard. Even longer since I sent anyone a handwritten letter. But today, over on Mastodon, Harry was talking about finally sending a card to a friend of his that lives in Chicago and, well, it got me thinking. I would love to get a postcard or two from various people living across the planet. I mean, wouldn’t you? How cool is it to open up your mail box and, instead of flyers and junk mail, you’d find one or two postcards?

So, as Harry said, Let’s Write More Postcards. Let’s bring a little silly joy back into our lives.

By the way, I have dozens of vintage postcards in my collection (I say vintage, as they’re all about 30+ years old). Who knows, I may even pick one out of my collection, and send it to you.


Note: If you are interested in swapping postcards, leave a comment to that effect, and we can swap postal addresses.

I am pie

If you wanted to express to others about who I was, after my death, done in the vein of an artist [see: Museum Honours Late Artist.] you would see the floor covered in lemon merengue pie. And I mean, the whole thing.

Graham cracker biscuit crumb base held together with butter, layered on top the lemon curd filling, topped off with the iconic lightly torched fluffy white merengue cresting in stiff peaks.

Each layer wonderfully expressing different aspects of my personality.

𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

Hyperrealism Part IV

And finally, the best of the rest, as they say. I have so many photos but rather than overwhelm my blog (and you) with images, here are 4 more amazing pieces from this fantastical exhibit.

Honestly, the guy encased in the “ice” box was very disturbingly real looking. While the guy coming out of the floor was 6 foot tall from the hips, a veritable giant of a man — if he were, in fact, real.

And finally, floating man …

Like this sleeping guy was being abducted by aliens … or something!