Tag: Lists
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10 Pet Peeves
We’ve all done this one before, but I’m updating this one to include a few that bugged in this last month. It drives me nuts when someone tells you not to break up a relationship over politics. Honey, let me tell you, if you’re compromising your values to suck up to a jerk who votes…
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Snicker Stickers Part 7
BETELGEUSE – Instant space drink made from insects. FINAL SOLUTION – The universal solvent. VALIUM OF THE DOLLS – Robot tranquillisers. MASTER BAITER – The ultimate in handheld fishing gear. WHEREWOLF – Computer dating service for lycanthrophiles.
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Snicker Stickers Part 6
CY BORG – The bionic tennis player. SEA OF TRANQUILITY – Bath salts. KODA-CLONE – Duplicating film. CYBER-KNOT – Robot zippers. ANDROMEDA STAIN – Hair-colour that makes you look like a star.
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Snicker Stickers Part 5
GOSSAMER DODO – Human powered airplane for people who are afraid to fly. MENTAL FLOSS – For removing extraneous material between brain cells. QUASIMOTO – A four-wheeled, hard-topped moped made in France, affectionately known as the Hatchback of Notre Dame. MRS. PAULI’S FISSION CHIPS – A high-energy snack. SUTURE SELF – Home surgery kit.
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Snicker Stickers Part 4
SIC TRANSIT – A pill to counteract space sickness. BATTLESTAR GALAXATIVE – Super deluxe space laxative. C-3PO – Robot deodorant. ALPHA SELTZER – A tablet that induces a meditative state. CYBER-NOT – Robot repellent.
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Snicker Stickers Part 3
DRY SACCHARINE – The first sugar-free wine. GANY MEADE – A fine pilsner beer chilled in liquid methane. IMI-TATERS – Potato substitute. APOLLO CAPSULES – The only contraceptive that makes re-entry as safe as the first. SKY LABS – Government trained dogs used for retrieving space-debris.
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Snicker Stickers Part 2
MILK OF AMNESIA – To help you forget the problems of the day. DILDOES – Pickled deer meat on a stick. LIQUID PRO QUO – Water substitute. PLUTONIUM BLONDE – A radiant new hair colour. DEAD EARNEST – A male doll that simulates rigour mortis.
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Snicker Stickers Part 1
QUASER – Space sickness pills. CLEARSOL – Sunspot remover. MALIG-NOT – A cure for the common cold. RESURRECTOL – For prompt, temporary relief from death. MC SQUARES – The crunchy breakfast cereal that equals energy.
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Dishing It Up …
Following in Davey’s footsteps, I’m adding my answers to his for the, Dish Podcast Quick Fire Quiz. Especially as it’s all about food. First up: What is your favourite way to eat eggs?I so want to just snip, “On a plate,” but will add the sensible response: scrambled … soft scrambled, as in, not over…
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20 Random Things
Twenty random things to know about me: I once met Winston Churchill. I was six years old. I’m one of six siblings. I’ve travelled to over 37 countries. I had afternoon tea with the chimps at London zoo. I once jumped out of a helicopter. I also jumped off a cliff … in Norway. I’ve…