THE NOVELIST: The moors beckoned, shrouded in mist, Cathy wandered through the bracken dreaming of Heathcliff.

THE REALITY: Cathy tumbled out of the country bus, walked through a break in a stone wall and onto the heath, only to be chased by a vicious looking sheep named Heathcliff.

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