Truly, it’s quite frightening when you stop to think about it, organised religions are nothing short of zombie cults. Nearly everyone of them promotes and pushes the premise of us all being resurrected at some future point, to the greater glory of the whatever god (small g) it is they’re pushing.
They’re resurrecting what, exactly? Our dead rotting and mouldering bodies? Turning us into zombies in the process? Is our future to be our rotting bloated corpses sitting out in the open in all weathers?
What? Sorry, I can’t hear you in the back … no?
What’s the alternative, that our eternal souls are left lingering in our graves (just make sure you don’t burn, as what the hell is that going to do to our souls? Released like so much over heated gas become one large fart?) Sorry, I digress.
So where was I? Oh, yes, lingering souls … is that what ghosts are? What? We’re supposed to go to heaven or hell after we die? Really? So why so much talk about zombies, I mean, resurrection?
If we’re already on to the next phase, freezing in hell or burning in heaven, why the need for resurrection? Though I can see that neither of these states, like the dying and being buried or burnt part is to be desired if I were being brutally honest here. I mean, do we really want any of this? Burial to rot, burning to a cinder, lingering souls, or even zombified at some unspecified magical future moment given how long geological time ekes along?
I mean, are we talking a million years from now, a billion? Next week? As you know, I’m actually still alive at the moment, and I plan on staying that way for a long time to come. So can we keep all this zombie/resurrection/rapture talk to a minimum. I’m not ready for my oak tree just yet.
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